I love, love, love the spin on Sarah Palin’s foreign policy experience. McCain finally said what the Fox “news” and others had been saying!
“Alaska is right next to Russia. She understands that. Look, Sen. Obama’s never visited south of our border. I mean, please.”
By this logic we can all assume the following:
1. I am an expert on Haiti-my downstairs neighbor is Haitian.
2. Kenya is not south of the United States. Which means it must be north. Which means, the world, is in fact, flat.
3. Sarah Palin drinks too much vodka and is having an affair with Putin.
At her own speech Sarah Palin said:
“What’s the difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom? A hockey mom wears lipstick.”
By this line we can learn the following:
1. Sarah Palin enjoys comparing herself to canines.
2. Sarah Palin is anti-soccer moms.
3. Sarah Palin is an ass.
I would actually like to say more about Palin “Levi you get your ass to the convention, hold Bristol’s hand and make like you love her, or so help me God I will ship your sorry ass out on a melting ice floe and let you fight it out with the Polar Bears to be called an endangered species” and McCain “I am Anti-Establishment, Anti Washington insider politics, but I voted with Bush 90% of the time and my wife is richer than your wife!” but I’m afraid. Yes I’m afraid. Americans are stupid and that stupidity may leave us all with the McCain/Palin running the country. And there’s nothing funny about that, except of course if McCain drops dead at the inauguration, and Palin takes over, but it’s discovered she’s been having an affair with John Edwards, and the republicans, so repulsed she would sleep with a democrat, forces her to resign and woo hoo, Nancy Pelosi is our new President! On second thought, vote McCain/Palin!
