I was listening to NPR this week and Cokie Roberts brought up a really interesting theory. She thought perhaps, consciously or not, Bill was sabotaging Hillary’s campaign. He brings up issues after they passed (sniper bullets in Bosnia was usurped by Barack’s comments about working class people being bitter and clinging to guns and religion as a result, but Billy brought it up again). He seems to be making off the cuff comments that are damaging to Hillary and generally become a bit of a liability.
Makes sense to me. Bill has never been a second chair kind of guy. If Hillary wins, what’s he gonna do?
Bill: Hey hun, what are you up to?
Hillary: Gotta get to the situation room.
Bill: I know where that is, I can take you there.
Hillary: I got it. Thanks.
Bill: Wanna grab a bite tonight
Hillary: Sorry, no can do. Have to fix the budget.
Bill: I can balance a budget.
Hillary: Yes dear. We all know you can. But it’s my job now.
Bill: I’m bored.
Hillary: Why don’t you work on your foundation?
Bill: It’s so small. I like running the country better.
Hillary: You could go to Darfur with George Clooney and Brad Pitt.
Bill: Could I take Airforce One?
Hillary; No, that’s my plane. You can have Airforce Two.
Bill: Maybe I could take that Carla Bruni, Nikolas Sarkozy’s wife. She’s seems, you know, active.
Hillary: Why don’t you just throw a cream pie in my face the next time I’m giving a speech. Save on the carbon footprint.
Bill: I’m going out for a burger.
Hillary: That’s your third today.
Bill: Weight Watchers called. They want me to bulk up so I can lose it for their spring advertising campaign.
Hillary: See, you’re still wanted.
Bill: I guess.
Hillary: Love you mean it. I gotta go fix the mess W left.
Bill: There were a lot of pork rinds left in the bedroom.
Hillary: I meant Iraq.
Bill: Right. Sorry.
Hillary: Have a good day. Don’t forget to pick out the menu for next week’s state dinner.
Bill stomps the floor and pouts. Hillary heads to the Sit Room.
And the FOX TV network breaks Headline news
BILL CLINTON TO PITCH WEIGHT WATCHERS oh and President Hillary Clinton brings peace to the middle east… BUT BACK TO BILL!
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