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There is one thing that has failed be mentioned during this whole Eliot Spitzer scandal and that is the consideration he took in spending these thousands of dollars. Like the good Governor he was, he kept it all in within New York State by using an escort service within in his home state. Nobody is talking about the great personal risk he took by having his Friend transported across State lines. Eliot could have easily picked up a local girl, but no, he was always thinking of the Empire State, even when committing a felony.

Everyone is asking why he did it? Did he think he was going to get caught? Did he want to get caught? I, for one, believe he didn’t think he was going to get caught, and I’ve actually developed a mathematical theory for such actions. M+FP+D+P = JA

If:
M=Man; FP=Functioning Penis; D=Delusions of Grandeur; P=Power

Then:
Man+Functioning Penis+Delusions of Grandeur + Power = Jackass

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