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Okay we all know where I stand politically-I’m so left wing I’m in danger of developing a limp-but I’m seriously considering backing Mike Huckabee because he makes no sense and makes me laugh. I kind of respect the guy for being so utterly clueless that he is not even remotely embarrassed to announce he doesn’t believe in evolution. Alright, I’m exaggerating, never will I vote for Mikey or any of the others in the “get married, have a baby, go shopping and it’s your own damn fault if you’re poor and black party” but I am seriously dismayed by the ongoing crap being delivered by the Dems.

At this point I expect Hillary and Barack to break out into “Sticks and stones may be break my bones but names will never hurt me” rhetoric. I just want to show up at the next debate and scream “SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.” They need to enroll themselves in some Montessori preschool classes and learn some basics.

Instead of debates and caucuses, what about state by state Musical Chairs? Whoever ends up sitting the most wins. It involves all the skills a presidential candidate needs: strategy, plotting and some serious elbowing.

That doesn’t do it for you? How about Charades.

Barack (in Sign): Two Words, Phrase, First word-

Hllary: Vote For Me

Edwards: That’s three Hillary

Barack (in sign) First word

Edwards: Ronald

Hillary: Ronald Reagan I win.

Edwards: Hey she stole my answer

Barack: No it was Ronald McDonald. I’m hungry. Anyone want to get a burger?

Edwards: But-

Barack: Why are you here?

Edwards: Because-

Hillary: And that’s why Barack can’t be president. He likes McDonald’s. My husband Bill-

Barack: I have lived on the South Side. I am the people. McDonald’s is the people’s food.

Edwards: But-

Barack: What do you suggest? Fried Pork Rinds from Arkansas?

Hillary: Stop being State-ist

Barack: Hope. Change. That’s what I stand for.

Mike Huckabee pops in:

Mike: Barack Obama is having a sex change, you all heard it. You all heard it.

Hillary: I believe in sex change.

Barack: Change. Hope. Hope and change.

Edwards: But-

Rudy Giuliani barges on the stage.

Rudy: When I was mayor on 9/11-

Brian Williams: And that’s all the time we have. Once again we see the race is anyone’s to win. Final words.

Barack: Hope. Change. Change. Hope.

Hillary: Well Brian, as I’ve said from the beginning I’m Hillary Clinton.

Edwards: The poverty issue-

Brian: Tune in next week when our candidates show off their foreign policy skills with a live tournament of “Risk.”

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